Elongated Muskrat – Manifesto
I. The Prophecy
In the silence of forgotten swamps, a rodent of humble origin was chosen by the Meme Divinities. Struck by a bolt of pixelated fate, the Muskrat became Elongated — the prophesied Meme King, liquidity deity, and harbinger of a new era.
This is not just a meme.
This is a movement.
This is $MUSKRAT
II. The Purpose
We are building a satirical empire where power is distributed, memes are sacred, and fun is the final frontier. We believe virality should be earned, not bought. We reject rug-pulls, fake hype, and hollow communities.
Elongated Muskrat is here to:
- Spread contagious laughter.
- Restore originality to memecoin culture.
- Reward the bold, the weird, the creative.
Elongated Muskrat is NOT here to:
- Tax your wealth.
- Pull your rug -he’s allergic.
- Eat your meal.
III. The $MUSKRAT Covenant
The sacred token was forged in the underwater forge of Atlantis. It is not just a currency — it is a covenant.
- 90% released to the memetic winds — fair and free.
- 2% to fund the Great Marketing Exodus.
- 2% for the appeasement of CEX gods.
- 2% for Proof of Meme rewards.
- 4% to the Core: The Chosen Degens.
Mintable in $MUSKRAT or $SOL. Immutable. Legendary.
Elongated Muskrat
King of Kings, Rodent of Memes
IV. The Scrolls of Power (NFTs)
The Epic of Elongated is eternalized in interactive 3D scrolls, each split into fragments — collectible, animated, and unlockable.
Each fragment grants:
- Access to DAO voting power.
- Governance over future features, funding, and roadmap changes.
- Priority access to IRL events, launches, and meme rituals.
- Membership in the Order of the Fragment Holders — the true council of the Elongated.
V. The Realms of Real Use
🪵 Twigs
A satire-turned-solution: Wooden electric vehicles, powered by meme-energy, driving the sustainable punchline forward.
🎭 Whay (Y)
A social network free of text, where memes, GIFs, and emojis rule supreme.
A return to hieroglyphic truth.
Text is obsolete. Meme is scripture.
🧪 Proof of Meme
Weekly trials. Viral bloodsport. The funniest win tokens, the dull are forgotten.
Meme creation is no longer a hobby — it’s a rite of passage.
🐀 More to be Elongated
VI. The DAO of Fragments
Our DAO is not for whales — it is for holders of the sacred fragments.
You hold a scroll fragment?
You have a voice.
Decisions on treasury use, meme trials, feature launches, and tokenomics shifts are made by the Council of Fragment Holders.
This is satirical governance.
This is memocratic consensus.
This is true power.
VI. The DAO of Fragments
Our DAO is not for whales — it is for holders of the sacred fragments.
You hold a scroll fragment?
You have a voice.
Decisions on treasury use, meme trials, feature launches, and tokenomics shifts are made by the Council of Fragment Holders.
This is satirical governance.
This is memocratic consensus.
This is true power.
VII. The Creed
The meme is not a joke. It’s the future.
We are not here to sell you dreams — we’re here to turn memes into destiny.
We do not follow trends.
We elongate them.
Fear The $Muskrat
