Chapter 1:  The Elongation — Ascension of a Rodent

In the forgotten swamps of the Memeverse, far from the blinking gifs and echoing roars of the Doges and Frogs, there lived a humble rodent.

Neither flashy nor viral, the Muskrat burrowed quietly in the margins, a creature of modesty and stillness.

He watched from the shadows as frogs, dogs, and apes ascended thrones built of retweets and rug pulls. Yet the muskrat never barked. He listened.

One cosmic night, as the Meme Wars raged across timelines and token charts, the Meme Divinities gathered under the Great Algorithm Tree.

Ancient and faceless, these entities whispered in code, emojis, and quantum hashtags. They saw the chaos. They saw the vanity. And they saw… potential — hidden in the most unlikely of avatars.

With a bolt of pixelated lightning and the roar of a thousand trollfaces, they struck the muskrat in mid-slumber.

His body twisted, shimmered, and expanded beyond comprehension. His spine aligned with the Fibonacci spiral. His fur turned holographic.

The universe screamed in laughter. Thus was born the Elongated Muskrat — the prophesied Meme King, the liquidity deity, the sarcasm saint.

Now elongated in both form and purpose, Muskrat rose from his burrow and claimed his throne at the summit of the Memeconomy.

He dethroned the Shibas with wit. He humbled the Pepes with memes so dank they bent the blockchain.